how does my mom expect me to get married one day doesn’t marriage involve the guy liking you back
You can make anything pop punk see watch
pop punk bananas
this is literally my worst nightmare I don’t know this man but he is my arch nemesis I will defeat him
do not make inside jokes with me because i will bring it up 17 times a day
I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
well duh bitch they dont grow on trees
my boyfriend wants a nose job but idk how his dick is gonna FIT in my NOSE